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They will be mine. Oh yes, they will be mine.

They will be here shortly honey and John will be with them. Yes I know you will be good to them. John will tell me where I can pick you up afterwards.

The muscle stud Will Parks is going to blow up some balloons real big until they POP! Pop is the biggest understatement. It sounds more like a huge BANG! Will’s facial expression when the first one pops is classic! He is so astounded and in

Will Parks is Clark Kenty. He’s all buff and muscular with those cool “nerdy” glasses. Sitting on the counter with his feet in your face. He’s got some cool blue and white long socks on. They’re wet and man scenty. He

Greetings everyone. Welcome and come have a look at us. That’s not me giving you the greeting. That’s Will Parks’ armpits talking. Haha. Of course they can’t REALLY talk, but they sure can look hairy and sexy. And Will is going

Will Parks is frantically trying to untie his wrists as they are tied behind his back. His mouth is duct taped. We can see him from the front (from the underwear and up) as he is lying on his side. His muscles are flexing as he is trying to untie

When i get home i will be doing that weekend patreon sketch stream i keep yammering about. So, between 4-5pm PST i should be starting a stream~ and I’ll have voice on for the first time in a while ;P ** if you are a patreon i owe a sketch to,

lady-khiaani: tresbellemichelle: blametheleather: everybody has that one kink that they will never ever admit to liking and will secretly read every fic ever written about it but will vehemently deny it if you ever mention it #keep your friends close

feathered-dragoness: dragonofenergie: “Why do you flinch so hard?” Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me. yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” males

They’re not. They’re canidae, but not canines. Related, but they have their own separate branch, vulpines. Common misunderstanding. *adjusts fox nerd glasses* >w>-edit- Godammit it ate all the previous text posts again, WTF Tumblr?! ~___~

They Will Rue the Day they Put Us In a Cage-A Witch AU Yowapeda FanmixMothers and Fathers-Broods////Youth-Foxes////Ocean-Nina Nastasia////Oblivion-Grimes////Rihannon-Fleetwood Mac////Who Will Love Me Now?-PJ Harvey////Two Coffins-Against Me!////The Moon

unavoidablekoishi: is the lack of anything in common aside from apples gonna stop me from drawing them havin a picnic? no. no it will not :^)

isilienelenihin: brinconvenient: mistresskabooms: orriculum: seasons-in-hell: “The secrets do not know you. Prepare: they’ll whisper you your fate.” Just a little bored morbid here. What’s yours? The stars cannot reach you. Repent: They

your-future-robot-overlord: scootsenshi: Old people can"t understand when younger people are willing to cut a whole relative off. They have lived their entire lives in guilt or based on some sense of loyalty to someone based on blood. People will

these-words-they-will-not-heal reblogged your photo: Lost in the cracks of my house’s front porch over… THAT WAS MY FIRST POKEMON CARD EVER DUDE FOR REAL?? That’s kind of way awesome.

hermyonie: lionvillage: public schooling is a joke i mean you put 200 kids in each grade who are all different and need personalized education and classes and hate each other and you deprive them of using the restroom, eating when they get hungry, etc.

kawaiiboku: ♬♪♬DMMd Ren (dog version) Clear Acrylic♬♪♬Approx 1.6”H x 1.1”WThickness: 0.10”W Currently they are ONLY on Storyenvy for PRE-ORDERING, if you are instersed please visit us here Ps: they will be available/realest in both

Izu and Triss, both too big to fit into the bed individually, so they will most definitely fit together.

cartoonpolitics: “Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they ? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the

wanderlost-girl: millennial-review: ive worked at PJs.ive watched my district manager drop a pizza drop the oven, it landed face up, it went in the boxif you order food and dont pick it up, they will keep it for hours until an employee eats it, or it

thehumon: For a moment I felt like I was in the Twilight Zone. Said no American [male] doctor ever….

marvelagentsofshield: guide to buying sweatpants do they have pockets? yes- buy them immediately no- do not buy them they will be fucking useless to you, pockets are everything

the-absolute-funniest-posts: beeishappy: Stephen Colbert & Jimmy Fallon at war [x] they will never not be funny

fragmentedsam: REASONS WHY GIRLS SHOULDN’T HAVE SHORT HAIR: THEY WILL BE SO CUTE THAT YOUR INSIDES WILL EXPLODE AND YOUR EYES WILL MELT OUT OF YOUR SKULL BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO CUTE. THEY WILL KILL YOU. GIRLS WITH SHORT HAIR WILL KILL YOU WITH THEIR

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN it means that some people think they are that worthless that they will settle for abusive love. they attract the people that treat them how they think they deserve to be treated. others may have their sense of self-worth so

aninsaciableloveforthedead: elevenwishes: charliesanals: fun fact! what’s commonly known as ‘period’ or ‘menstruation’ is actually monthly blood sacrifice to the gods so that they will bless the females with gifts of beauty and the knowledge

pulp-wasted: There are certain songs or poems, or books, or even just sentences that hit you so hard, that make such an impact on you, that you want to consume them just so they will always be a part of you forever, but all you can do is listen to them

thesupertardisdetective: gavinovavino: dutchster: filthy-dan: find-nemo: My boyfriend told me today that girls have all the power and that they should just go up to a guy they want and ask them out because there is a 99% chance they will say yes.

littleladyjonesy: To war and glory! - Imgur My future army. Fair warning, they will cripple you with their fierce adorable ways.

trickster-penguin: THE ANIMALS IN DISNEY ARE RAVENOUS BEASTS LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THEY SEE FOOD AND THEY WILL COME

uglysoulsbeautifulbodies: DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE

queenrylan: esotericalesbians: it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob Because we have vaginas

monobeartheater: wowwoohoo: So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator.. send this picture to your teacher they will understand

badassmccall: if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of

dancewithmejensen: “But, I think I know who they will talk to." (1x14)

thirliewhirl: girls, who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point, should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise

iamianbrooks: theonion:Gay Conversion Therapists Claim Most Patients Fully Straight By The Time They Commit Suicide Sometimes the Onion writers wake up in the morning and decide they will not be fucking around with anything that day

evnw: animal-factbook: Raccoons never got a proper education in science and so they do not understand that some objects such as cotton candy will dissolve in water. please put them in school so that they will know

julianarens: does marvel know they will never produce a superhero movie as good as sky high or :/

twistedcolors: anniesmovingcastle: eziocauthon89: graveyawn: selva: //cats & boxes are you fuckin kiddin me “If I fits, I sits” applies to all cats poesia-surrealista And if they don’t fit they will smash the box until they do. Its

alliance-dogtags: DON’T BECOME FRIENDS WITH FANFICTION AUTHORS THEY WILL RIP YOUR HEART OUT AND EAT IT AS A CASUAL SNACK

glitxhes: why does “hate breeds hate” always mean “if you hate your oppressors, they will just hate you more” and not “if you hate and oppress people, they will start to hate you too”

jayce: jayce: if this gets 100 notes they will be released theyre free

RivaMika Week 2.0 ||Day 7 - Fandom Crossover [☆] Attack on Hunger Games: They are the tributes sent outside the walls and fight the titans to death. Only this time, the titans will bow down to them as they will be the victors.

attoseconds: attoseconds: it’s almost, almost, comical that this is 100% on white people. and they will blame it as a reaction to poc, to lgbt, to the ‘problem’ they saw and had to respond to and handle. but anything from here on out is 100%

feedmedee: one-piece playsuits mess with my naughty mind. The suits with elastic at the waist. They have a bit of give but they have a limit would love to just stuff a gal silly and get them so full they’s practically trapped inside it. No buttons to

dwagom:moonlitdremr:exciting:fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” KelloggAsked my mom who both has a MA in psychology and currently works for

somethingusefulfromflorida:radiofreederry:Reblog if you are a “female pleasurist”“Do not, my females, become addicted to orgasms. They will take hold of you, and you will resent their absence.”

fuckyeahhistorycrushes: Ah, the Gracchi brothers. Not only were they Roman hotties, they were also great politicians that fought for the common people. I came onto tumblr to avoid revision, and these two are the subject of the exact set of notes i

returntolosttown: Every single timeI see this… it makes me feel like they will live forever. Now at least in this picture, they really will.

Remember kids, over-tweezing the thick eyebrows that your mother gave you is a sin. It’s a good thing I can fill them like a champ until they’re back. My mother’s genes allow them to grow back in a week. WOC perks ✊

faeriedust: being a woman is a constant trap. when you are old you are thrown away. but being young isn’t enough because you’re only one woman. you can be pretty but you’re not the only pretty girl in the world. he will cheat. you must be eternally

the lil plant babies me and darf adopted are daffodils and right now they are very small but they will grow big and strong, we got four - Daphne, Dall, Delilah and Donkey Kong. Dall has a gimpy leaf thingy so we are ROOTING for him. get it??

i wonder if the glasses!anime will be like

i can’t go to the animal shelter until later this week, and they brought in 4 new kittens and they’re so cute and i just hhhngnn i wanna play with them before they get adopted

like you know what, just give me all your humanstuck Nepeta ideas, i will love all of them, they are all perfect and beautiful no matter what

They always want to believe that they will be let go after you empty the place Of course three more layers of plastic wrap and tape they get suspicious

once again thank you for the kind words and support for the silly OCs U//_//Ui think i will focus on them for a little while as a nice “break”(and i will def do my best to make callie/adara more gay with each other hhhoho)

honestly seeing how many times monos softly support each other they so easily could have grown feelings for one another if they were only paired as partners from the beginning so ppl would actually give them a second thoughtbut i guess its buzz buzz from

will tumblr staff remain all the archive and stuff in the blogs they ressurect?

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